Sure, there’s plenty of tennis going on right now in Florida. Serena aiming for her 5th Title at the Sony Ericsson Open. Andy Roddick breaking his losing streak of 11 straight to the Swiss giant, Roger Federer. Lindsay Davenport taking out world no. 2 Ana Ivanovic for her biggest win in her comeback since becoming a mother.
But, check this out: it’s tennis, but you’d think this wound could’ve come straight out of a hockey game. I pen my concerns to the protagonist.
Dear Michael Youzhny:
Hey son, that’s graphite you’re cracking on your head.
I am most sincerely yours,
Chris
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